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Forgive my humble trepidation;
it seems I have
an oral fixation,
restless leg,

and depression,
not to mention
a wretched

skin infection,

to vegetation,
a negative span

of attention,
and an anal
palpitation --
worse than that,
my heart condition’s

my depth perception,
and a persistent
penile erection
prevents me practicing