Forgive my humble trepidation;
it seems I have
an oral fixation,
restless leg,
and depression,
not to mention
a wretched
skin infection,
allergies
to vegetation,
a negative span
of attention,
and an anal
palpitation --
worse than that,
my heart condition’s
compromised
my depth perception,
and a persistent
penile erection
prevents me practicing
meditation.