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If you're ever stuck in traffic
And find male drivers far too graphic
Don't let their comments cloud your day.
Wait for the light and drive away.

If they are oafish, just ignore
However much they rant and roar
It's you who can rewrite the play –
In no time you will drive away.

It's hot, and as you sit and stew
The loud honks that they aim at you
Confirm the 'girls in cars' cliché ?
Do just relax and drive away.

The light has finally turned green.
A guy yells from his limousine . . .
You scrape a wing to his dismay
Then hit the gas and speed away!