Dear Auntie Beeb, the BBC,
is gung ho for diversity.
All colours and all shapes and sizes,
diversity in many guises,
is represented on the box.
from stuff that bores to stuff that shocks.
Diversity means beasts and birds
despite their paucity of words
will be the next big thing on screen
(not just diverse but also green).
Just after nine o'clock tonight,
I notice to my great delight,
discussion by a group of rabbits
on Attenborough's mating habits.