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To retain the charm
That lies under the arm,
One must turn to a pricy stick.

I checked on the lore
Of Christian Dior
And the trick is his schtick is quite slick.

It is subtly scented
For a place that’s not vented
With gentle, fresh woodsy notes

And the wearer may dwell
On the fact he won’t smell
Like horses or cattle or goats.