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“I’m young and hott.”

Samantha, “hot”
(Between you and me)
Just like your name
Only has one “t.”

“Drug and disease free.”

Kerri (sweetie) you need a hyphen after “disease.”
I’m not just being a cynic.
It looks like you’re dispensing narcotics as well as
Forcing a trip to a free clinic.

“Pleasing you really matter to me.”

Gisele, Gisele, Gisele, Gisele –
My heart just shatters
To see you forgot to put an “s”
At the end of “matters.”

“I’m always depenable.”

Alexis, without a second “d”
Your ad (alas) is very
Confusing since that word is
Not in any dictionary.

That’s all for now, ladies – thanks
For being so amenable
To this lesson. I’m here for you and
I always am depenable.