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Your role in this can’t be a
Passive one:
Do them a favor, a really
Massive one.

The end result, let’s make
This clear,
Is a major upgrade in their

Once this has happened,
Their inescapable view
Is not wanting to hang out
With the likes of you.

Now let them know as far
As you’re concerned
You expect this huge favor
To be returned.

Calls will be ignored. You’re
Toast. You
Will be thrilled to see them
Ghost you.

This happy ending is more than
Any rom-com wished.
Now pat yourself on the back —
Mission accomplished.