There’s less than four weeks to go before the fearsome festivities are upon us. In these days when the tide may be turning against meat and (alcoholic) drink please provide up to 16 lines of song, carol or verse catering for, commending, comminating, or otherwise commenting on a teetotal vegetarian Christmas.
Although in life my head was horned
I ended up both canned and corned.
But never mind, my ghost is here
To say "That's it, till March next year."