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Try not to bang the letterbox
    Especially if it’s late,
Stampede upon the gravel drive
   Or fail to shut the gate;

Delivering one’s flyer
   Is a delicate affair;
Select a vulgar mansion
   And one hasn’t got a prayer.

Be thoroughly observant
   For the subtler signs of class;
No questionable ornaments
   Or artificial grass;

They must have made some money,
   Best of all some time ago.
Beware the vulgar mansion –
   They won’t come to see the show.