A ghost drifts through the bar, and cries
“We have a Royal Thirst!”
The barman looks up in surprise.
Her voice is rather scary.
“A Mighty Queen we used to be:
Elizabeth the First.”
“Perhaps”, he says, “Your Majesty
Would like a Bloody Mary?”
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A man with horns walks in and takes a seat.
The barman asks him what he’d like to drink.
“Oh, I’m teetotal, I’ve just come to eat.”
The barman notices a curious stink
Of sulphur, but he shows the daily dishes.
The customer starts nibbling a bread-roll,
Then points a cloven hoof. “The list of fishes
Looks great”, the Devil says. “I’ll take your sole.”