This is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid
a UFO's approaching at warp speed,
so our arrival time may be delayed.
Please understand for now there is no need
to panic. Put trays up and seatbelts on.
I'll try to activate the death ray shield,
protection till the aliens have gone
or their benign intentions are revealed.
Sometimes they come in peace just to explore,
a transgalactic trip to watch us play.
Sometimes they travel light years to wage war,
but quickly bored, they only briefly stay.
At Earthling Air, our motto's "Safety First."
Relax. The hands you're in are not the worst.