What was I thinking? Better words than these;
Ah well. They’re gone and now I’ll have to wait.
Three-nostrilled pig is trying not to sneeze.
This crazy screen! Why aren’t there proper keys?
Damn autocue! I always take the bait.
What was I thinking? Better words than these –
Better than this embarrassing bêtise.
Nothing to do now but anticipate.
Three-nostrilled pig is trying not to sneeze.
My ear’s preparing to be filled with fleas.
I’m braced for it. Meanwhile, let’s self-berate:
What was I thinking? Better words than these!
This pause – it’s feeling almost like a tease.
I know you said you didn’t want a date.
Three-nostrilled pig is trying not to sneeze.
Oh, finish up and let me have it, please!
Just know: I didn’t mean I NEED A MATE.
What was I thinking? Better words than these.
Three-nostrilled pig is trying not to sneeze . . .
