(a suggestion from a rival artiste)
Do not dance naked where it's overbright.
Near-darkness suits you best, though only just.
Gyration is no friend to cellulite.
On stage, I fear, there’s every chance you might
lose all control of dimpled thighs and bust.
Do not dance naked where it's overbright.
And, since your stomach now is less than tight,
resist all thoughts of bump and grind and thrust.
Gyration is no friend to cellulite.
Your contents may still be packed in all right
But, since their pie now has a suet crust,
do not dance naked where it's overbright.
Such dancing's now much more than some mere slight
chill damper on the wilder shores of lust.
Gyration is no friend to cellulite.
Although I fully understand your plight
Alternative employment is a must.
Do not dance naked. Where it's overbright
Gyration is no friend to cellulite.