My wardrobe's full of dated stuff,
with shoulder pads and puffy sleeves.
My partner says he's had enough,
the ski pants are among his peeves.
I know it's time to say farewell
to double-denim, polka dots,
headbands, ruffles, and suits of shell . . .
but what on earth can fill their slots?
So, please, I beg, help me to spend
some time and cash on full restyle.
At last my look would be on trend
instead of frumpish 80s-phile.