Sabrina and her sister Vanity
Form two models for humanity.
Sitting by her glassy wave,
Cool Sabrina likes to save;
Hot upon the newest trend,
Vanity cries: “Spend, spend, spend!”
While Sabrina’s amber’s dropping,
Vanity imagines shopping,
Eyeing, through the silver foam,
Quite a classy golden comb.
When you need a faithful friend,
Pick Sabrina: in the end
That wise virgin is the one;
Meanwhile, Van’s a bit more fun.