Does phone addiction make you scroll
away your precious days?
Well, please don’t fret. You can control
your habit. Here are ways:
A Pixel can be buried deep
beneath your neighbor’s hedge,
but first, reduce it to a heap
of chips beneath a sledge.
When hurled into a deep ravine
an iPhone’s glow is faint –
for best results, first smear the screen
with several coats of paint.
Sufficient postage will dispatch
a Droid to Timbuktu,
but use it first to play some catch
with hippos at the zoo.
If still you find your zest for life
that damned device benumbs,
go sharpen up a carving knife
and amputate your thumbs.