If men don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses,
Ignore them and pay no attention.
For dim hairy yokels
Who 'diss' varifocals,
In my book are not worth a mention.
Next time you're perplexed
'Cos some jerk's mocked your specs,
Just go find a big hunk of beef
Who instinctively senses,
Concealed by your lenses,
The latent pole dancer beneath.