Pat D'Amico: Hannibal Lechter Disowned by his Daughter


Okay, Daddy, here's the scoop:
You ate up half my Brownie troop;
And in my teens, surprise--surprise--
My dates began to drop like flies.
In retrospect, I lost my trust
The day that Grandma bit the dust.
So, I won't call and I won't write--
I just don't have the appetite.