My microwave has lost its bell.
My toast looks like it burned in Hell.
My stove is cold, my frig. is hot,
My coffee maker's gone to pot.
My vacuum cleaner sucks--half hearted--
My hard drive crashed--don't get me started!
They all are getting old, you see,
And sadly, that's including me.
Every vintage can be traced
But only I can't be replaced.
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