My longest love-affair was with the Church.
Confession time: I left her in the lurch.
There were no kids - though she did have a son
she worshipped (well, that's mothers - every one).
I like her much more, now that we're apart.
She thinks I've shacked up with a foreign tart;
but then, she always was obsessed with sex -
life is much calmer now, without my ex.