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Me not mind he rubbery,
He not mind me blubbery,
Me not mind he only quack,
Or dat he not scrub me back,
He not mind me dirt, me scum,
Or me sing, me sob, me hum,
He not mind me laugh, me scowl,
He is understandin’ fowl.
Duck an’ me, we give an’ take,
Dis me bath an’ dis his lake.
Fill de tub up to de brim,
Duck love me an’ me love him!