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Go, friendly bombs, and rain on Seoul
and every place from pole to pole
not under the direct control
of Kim Jong-un.

The world will pay for its aggression
towards our freedom of expression.
There’ll be no mercy or concession
from Kim Jong-un.

Our glorious guns will raze the earth
from north to south and round its girth,
provoking monumental mirth
in Kim Jong-un.

Then our celestial paradigm
will rule until the end of time.
No mortal word is fit to rhyme
with Kim Jong-un.