Competition 27 : Bile with a Smile

Your splenetic expostulations, jaundiced tirades, outraged rants, pet hates and peeves about scams, scandals, social phenomena or pretty well anything that offends you in up to 16 lines please by November 15th.  Please feel free to include your own title provided that it falls within the general theme.

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