Lynn Roberts : Catalysis

When a cat drops from a height it lands upon its paws:
this is a truth immutable, bereft of get-out claws;

but if a piece of toast is dropped, it lands upon its butter –
a fact that’s equally as true (despite the oaths you utter);

and so to break the tablets where these laws of life are written,
try eating just the driest toast –spread butter on your kitten.