Ian Graham: Aching News

Our Court Correspondent, Reggie Side,
Is a curt correspondent, but has his pride.
He vented his feelings of anger
On Drama Reviewer Cliff Hanger
That our Spain Correspondent Kaye Pasa
Was recently moved to Mombasa
When in fact she’d applied for Mumbai.
Reg fancies she fancies some guy
In India or maybe in Kenya
Midst clustering scents of gardenia.
But those in the know know he errs.
There’s a deepening sense Kaye prefers
The sonsily sculptural spheroids
Of young Anna Bollick-Stearoydes,
Our Roving Athletics Reporter
(And Cliff Hanger’s putative daughter).
We all hope it’s all going to all be all right
And that’s all there is from the newsroom tonight.