The Bible offers this advice;
Repent of all your sins. The Lord
Will grant the worthy Paradise
As their reward.
But what kind of incentive’s this?
Who wants to spend eternity
With upright folk? Who’d deem that bliss?
Not bloody me.
When dying I’ll abjure the priest
And trust St. Peter recommends
Damnation, for in Hell at least
I’ll be with friends.