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I suppose you think it's OK
being a Prince.
You should try it some time.
The royal family
are a serial pain in the arse,
the Princess
is a steel-riveted copper-bottomed bitch,
I spend my time
opening bloody hospitals,
and my share of the plunder
doesn't keep me in silk stockings.
I tell you
it was a whole lot better
being a frog.