His willpower to eat healthy food
Is pretty much zero
But he’s still the world’s very first
When this crime-crusher’s needed
And comes to put things right
He fears no foe but sugar, which
Remains his Kryptonite.
All his enemies feel his wrath and
He scares many to death
Even though when he chases them
He’s often out of breath.
Fatman, a real American champion,
Starts each day with Wheaties.
(He sometimes puts honey on them. This
Doesn’t help his diabetes.)
Whenever a battle’s raging, you’ll
Watch epic Fatman fights:
(The collateral damage is usually
Tearing holes in his tights.)
To stop evil and greedy mobsters from
Robbing the biggest banks
Fatman’s always one step ahead while
Wearing two pair of Spanx.
Even though he looks like a slob
Fatman’s always in charge:
He’s extra smart and extra tough
And extra extra large.