S. O. Fasrus: Rude Foodster

I'm vegan resistant.
When you come to dine
you bring your own milk
as I'm not of your ilk.
I think bovine is fine.

You ask is it sea salt
or real Asian soy?
Is the bread baked by nuns?
Are these mock-Sally Lunns?
You are out to annoy.

I 'm vegan-averse.
I'll respect vegan views
when you take what's on offer,
you finicky scoffer,
or politely refuse.