"No rhymes. Just results."
(Law firm ad spotted on a New York billboard,
in response to the rhyming ads of rival firms.)
Hurt at work or in a car?
Call Farr, Barr, Starr and Henderson.
Our legal team is truly fine.
We're grads of NYU and Yale;
We make our cases without snags–
And till we win (you know we will),
You won't receive a single charge.
So hire us! You can't go wrong!
Just don’t forget this catchy tune.