Leroy Thomson: Admission

Hi, everyone , my name is Jack
I am a hypochondriac.
The odd days I am feeling fine
I only need to go online . . .
I catch such rare and deadly ills
Through leaflets packaged with my pills ,
From frightening flutters in my heart,
To aches in every body part
And pains that worry in my chest
My liver, kidneys and the rest . . .
But, hey – has anyone but me
Got up to Covid-23?