Robert Bilinski: Four Haiku For Mary Poppins

Spoonfuls of sugar,
Help to tranquillise children.
What a bad nanny.

"Supercalifra-
gilisticexpiali-
docious", said Mary.

Singing and dancing
Mid-Atlantic chimney sweeps,
Do not impress me.

"Let's go fly a kite!
Oh no, wait, the weather's shite,
Let's just stay in bed."