Nicola Wood: Lockdown Meltdown

I’m worried about my mental health
but these handcuffs fit like a dream.
Visit my undes res if you dare
I’ll show you how loud I can scream!

I’m worried about my mental health.
This shotgun reveals how I’m feeling.
High as a kite on prescription drugs
I see rats in red robes on the ceiling.

I’m worried about my mental health.
I'm becoming a nervous wreck.
I sleep in a coffin from Amazon.
I'm drawn to the pulse in your neck.

I’m worried about my mental health.
I shapeshift into a cat
then wake up at seven a.m. on the lawn
dressed in only a tall black hat.

I’m worried about my mental health.
The straitjacket’s due any day,
a present from the men in white coats
who are coming to take me away!