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The young, of course, do not know what I mean:   
Invisible's a most unwelcome way   
To spend my golden years. I have to say   
That life was better back when I was seen
  
For now I pass through shops and down the street   
And spot no ladies looking my direction;   
No longer even worthy of inspection,   
Wan condescending smiles are all I meet. 
   
Yes, there were those who tried to warn me then:  
Son, live each hour of youth like it's your last.   
Their voices echo often from the past:  
You'll never know such glory days again. 
   
And yet I shall not wear my trousers rolled,   
Nor don white flannel down along the beach.   
Though young man's clothes today are out of reach,   
I bloody well won't dress like someone old !