Stephen Hawking
Can’t do any walking,
But all you need to do is sit
To think about black holes and shit.
Brian Cox
Is always on the bloody box.
I wish he’d knock it off and return
To CERN.
Richard Dawkins’
Profile isn’t on a par with Hawking’s,
But he’s a famously tenacious
Enemy of the fallacious.
Robert Winston
Isn’t based at Princeton.
According to my research material
He’s at Imperial.
Paul Dirac
Has a lovely blue plaque.
That’s what comes
Of being really ace at sums.