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A certain woman (here unnamed)
Promotes philanthropy;
She donates many dollars to
Her favorite charity.

The figure varies year to year
But not the addressee;
The check is made and mailed to some
Humane Society.

She often claims each cat or dog
Deserves a family;
She never welcomes home a pet
Without a pedigree.