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It's new, it's sexy
Aerodynamically perfected:
A fountain of youth
Turbo-charged, fuel-injected.

This sports car that's
The color of gazpacho
In six seconds goes
From zero to macho.

For chrissake − just stare at it
And you will
See it seems to zoom even when
Standing still.

The only problem is the
Balding, grey-goateed
Pale and pudgy owners
Who buy them will need

At some point every day
Wherever they are
To eventually have to
Get out of the car.