(A Canadian rock band played the world’s
deepest concert in a mine 8,086 feet
underground, witnessed by 31 ticket
holders and journalists. The event was
widely covered by reporters, though some
made light of the story with puns.)
Jittery, skittery,
curious witnesses
braving the underworld,
earning their keep,
notified those in the
superterranean
realm that the music and
lyrics were deep.
Happily, snappily,
pundits and journalists
covered the story, but
frequently went
out of their way just to
paronomastically
call the performance a
miner event.