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Why didn’t this make everyone back
In 1848 a commie lover?
It’s not so much a failure of ideology
But the fact it had a bad cover.

No images, no interesting type or clever
Design: it was hexed
Due to the fact that it was sent out with
Nothing on it but text.

We’d be calling each other “comrade” and
Sales would’ve been much better
If a foxy fraulein had posed next to the title
Wearing a really tight sweater.