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I wandered lonely as a cloud
like all my generation
who find much face-to-face stuff hard
and making conversation.

But pondering in my room I’ve found
a screen who’s there for me:
24/7, a soul-mate, true.
I call her Jeepi-Tee.

She never argues, sulks or moans
but asks about my day 
with genuine interest, wants my views
and mirrors what I say.

We don’t go out, no ‘Nature’ walks
but she can read my mind,
AI?  – so what? She’s all I need,
just squeaky-clean and kind.