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My neighbours are driving me crazy.
They always do this, or do that.
They probably think that I'm lazy
and just want to sit and grow fat.

They start early on in the morning.
Their lawn must be shorter than short.
I'm still in my bed, slowly yawning.
My garden needs no such support

Because we made plans for the future.
We both want a zero-cut style.
Yes, me and my garden, like nature,
Enjoy growing things with a smile.