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So utterly butterly smug
we smear-up rock walls, triumph
oily finger-holds, fluent moves, 

ticking off climbing topos, 
we dance on Sella rock, 
then slip slide along roads that wind
 
towards the restaurant,
Mantequilla, mantequilla, mantequilla
I rehearse, plan tapas, vino tinto,
 
when bread for my sardines arrives I ask 
¿Dónde está la mantequilla, por favor?
I’d practised the whole car ride;
 
the waiter raises an eyebrow,
mutters la mantequilla está en el frigo . . . 
I’ve lost my slick.
 
My climbing pal, who’d listened in the car, 
now shakes, laughs:
The butter is in the fridge!
 
My dry loaf sits lonely on my side plate,
I realise I’ve simply learned 
rote phrases 
 
but not the fandango,
not how to ask, and be answered 
in butter.