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Through all my years of work, one goal alone kept me inspired:
   To be retired.
Oh, how I dreamt each week, each month, at morning, night, and noon,
   Of stopping soon;
I'd fantasize about the day I'd finally quit the game,
   And then it came.

I answer now to no one, and my life is mine to spend
   Until the end.
From time to time I miss a few old office mates and such,
   But not too much.
Am I concerned that I'm considered "unproductive" (quite)?
   You're kidding, right?